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romyck:

Is that even real?!

romyck:

Is that even real?!

Source: romyck

"How do you feel about Abe Lincoln, politically and facially?"

- Male, 31, Entirety of Unsolicited 1st Message (via readmyokcupidmessages)
Source: readmyokcupidmessages

hell-is-okcupid:

it’s the new drunk dial.

hell-is-okcupid:

it’s the new drunk dial.

Source: hell-is-okcupid

thelilnan:

WOOOOOOW

thelilnan:

WOOOOOOW

Source: thelilnan

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i-ate-your-soul:

Some guy on Okcupid asked if I wanted my belly button tickled from the inside. O.o

Source: boobookittyfux

jencol:

And now for the most inappropriate message I’ve ever gotten. 
The best part? 
Another one of my girlfriends got the same exact message about two week ago. 

jencol:

And now for the most inappropriate message I’ve ever gotten. 

The best part? 

Another one of my girlfriends got the same exact message about two week ago. 

Source: jencol

dharmakats:

my roommate made an okcupid account recently just for fun, and this is a picture from one of the guys who messaged her

dharmakats:

my roommate made an okcupid account recently just for fun, and this is a picture from one of the guys who messaged her

Source: dharmakats

kristine-dg:

Wow. Needless to say, I messaged him back.*
*Totally kidding, of course I fucking didn’t, people are SO WEIRD.

kristine-dg:

Wow. Needless to say, I messaged him back.*

*Totally kidding, of course I fucking didn’t, people are SO WEIRD.

Source: kristine-dg

Source: cupidless

ohokalice:

Alrighty then.

ohokalice:

Alrighty then.

Source: ohokalice